|Jessica Biels - actress|
One afternoon a police officer noticed an attractive blonde walking down the street with her blouse open and one of her breasts fully exposed. He approached her and told her he could arrest her for indecent exposure.
"How am I guilty of indecent exposure?" the blonde asked.
"Because," the police officer said, "your entire breast is visible."
"Oh no!" the blonde exclaimed when she glanced down at her chest. "I must have left my baby on the bus!"
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