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Joke time

Ol' Doc McTavish had a slow schedule, and a hankering to go golfing. But by the time he decided to go, his office assistant, Seamus, had already booked three appointments -- right in the middle of the day. Doc McTavish came up with a plan.

"Seamus," he said, "I can't cancel the appointments, so I want you to see the three patients."

"Yes, sir!" the always obedient Seamus replied.

The doctor has a great round of golf, and then rushes back to the office to see how things went.

"How did things go?" the anxious medic asks his assistant.

"The first patient had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol."

"Bravo, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir," says Seamus.

"Excellent! You're good at this! And what about the third one?" he asks.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a beautiful young woman burst through. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything, and she lay down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"

"Fierce, Seamus!" said the astounded doctor. "What did ye do? for that one?"

"I gave her eye drops!"

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