|Olivia Munn has boobies.|
|A little upper-arm boob crunch increases the cleavage.|
One day a young boy walked into his parents' bedroom and discovered his father sitting on the side of the bed, sliding on a condom. In an attempt to hide his erection and the rubber on it, the father bent over and pretended to be looking for something under the bed.
"What are you doing, Dad?" the boy asked.
"Oh," the father replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed."
Surprised, the boy said, "What are you going to do, fuck it?"
A shitty day at the gym...